We here at the Abita Brewing Company have a strict code of conduct that everyone must adhere by.
1. Company Drug Tests
a. Aim for high score

2. Drinking is mandatory
b. Ms Scarlett is exempt

3. Don't be a douche
c. Getting pissed off can result in kick. I'm serious. Frustrated from failing at content is one thing, but to actually get mad is another. This is a game. Have fun.

4. We're a small business
d. As small business owners, we don't want a lot of employees to pay taxes and health insurance on. If you want a company with 100+ employees, this is not the place.

That's about it really

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